Friday, July 23, 2010

What you need to know about... LIFE

This is not going to be some whinny blog about how life isn't fair to me or to you. It's not going to be a blog about why I love or hate something or why one thing is better then another. It's a blog that is meant to be funny at times and sad at others, its going to be informational at times and not so much at others. I hope that you enjoy it and that you find some use from what I say...

What you need to know about LIFE!!!

First of all, you need to know that it isn't fair. The rich get richer and the poor have more babies. Every now and then someone from either side makes the plung and hits it big or falls flat, but for the most part, the former is how it works.

Secondly, the whole "Everything I needed to know about life I learned in Kindergarten" is a load of crap. I'm pretty sure dating was covered in 5th grade with a girl named Crystal, and kissing was covered in 6th with a girl named Melissa. Sex-Ed was covered in Ms. Donahues class in 4th grade then re-learned in 9th grade health class. But, that was a waste because by then about 1/6th of my freshman class was already a babymomma or babydaddy (AHHHH the good old days...) Lets not mention death, because they never did in Kindergarten. You don't learn how to deal with a friend or relative dying, you aren't taught how to get over your first heartbreak (or even your second, third or fourth), you never hear how to move past a rejection (weither by a girl, guy, team, school, etc...) There are just some things that can't be taught or told about. You just simply have to live them.

Finally, life is always changing. How you deal with those changes is who you are and who you are meant to be. If like throw you a lemon, don't make lemonade, throw it back. Never settle for less then the best and never compromise your beliefs. Your word is all you ever really have and if you break that then you have nothing and your worth nothing.

What you need to know about life is that... There are rich people and poor people, there is sex and lies and death and rejection and heartbreak and pain but there is also, love and sex and trust and frienship and family and a whole awry of things I haven't discussed (YET)...

I hope this blog doesn't offend anyone and if it does then oh well (you know me I tell it how it is).

Thanks for reading and I hope you will subscribe and continue reading what i have to say.


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